bropump

A friendly male bonding gesture in which a man thrusts his penis into another man's anus. Similar to brofist, only more meaningful and significant, usually reserved for occasions where a man has done something especially great or awesome enough to warrant a bropump.

Dave: Hey bro, I was at Best Buy today and got you a copy of Battlefield: Bad Company 3 so that you and I can play together. I know money is tight for you right now, but hopefully this will bring you some enjoyment.

Steve: Holy shit, bro!! You serious?! Thanks a lot, that's awesome!! Brofist! No... wait... this calls for something greater. Get over here and unzip your pants real quick!

Dave: Um, what?

Steve: Bropump, man, bropump!! Hell yeah! Hurry up, while I'm still hard.

Dave: Uh, Steve, doesn't that seem kinda gay to you?

Steve: Nah bro nah, not gay at all, just showing you some appreciation. I'm straight, you're straight. I've done this plenty of times with my other bros.

bropump by PrawnGuy July 25, 2011

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brohump

brohump: Slang of affinity for your closest companions. Joking reference to the less friendly humper.

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brohump by :BEATNIK June 1, 2004

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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