broketh

foolish way of saying broken ⛓💔🖤

"oh no my phone broke, now its broketh phone"

by diesuka June 20, 2022

Brometheus

A friend who allows you to borrow a lighter. Named after the Greek god who gave fire to humans.

Francis: Hey bros, anyone got a lighter? I'm tryna spark this doobie.
Chad: Yeah bro I got you.
Francis: Thanks Brometheus.

by YouHaveToCallMeDragon July 7, 2012

Brokenhearted

The only way to describe this word would be to say your heart is literally in pain, it feels like someone is squezzing your heart and you cant breath. This pain comes from someone breaking your heart. ( Maybe from a past relationship that didnt end right or your gf/bf cheating on you and leaving you for some unknown reason ) One of those feelings that seem to never go away. Every single thing around you ends up reminding you of that person who once said they loved you. Apparently they dont anymore and your coming to reality that they probably never did. Its not just a mental feeling its also physical, because when it happens you feel this horrible pain right where your heart is. Its like your heart is actually breaking, and I honestly think it is.. Everytime your alone you just feel like breaking down, and when your out with friends if "that" persons name is mentioned you automatically just shutdown. You cant think strait and you feel so lost. All in all its probably one of the worse types of pain or hurt you can be in, because you know there is nothing you can do about it.

Me = Brokenhearted

by HeatherLeigh October 3, 2012

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021

Brokeahontas

A term used to describe a person that is always unable to go anywhere or do anything because they don't have any money. Often used in a snide way when referring to a person that consistently uses lack of money as an excuse for not going out.

Taylor: "Hey, did you talk to Dave about going out for beers after work tonight?"

Justin: "Yeah...he said he has no money...like always"

Taylor: "Man, that Brokeahontas never does anything with us any more"

by frostboy74 February 28, 2011

Brometheus

Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.

Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!

by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010

Bromethazine

A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.

Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"

Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"

by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010