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Brokeahontas 

A term used to describe a person that is always unable to go anywhere or do anything because they don't have any money. Often used in a snide way when referring to a person that consistently uses lack of money as an excuse for not going out.
Taylor: "Hey, did you talk to Dave about going out for beers after work tonight?"

Justin: "Yeah...he said he has no money...like always"

Taylor: "Man, that Brokeahontas never does anything with us any more"
Brokeahontas by frostboy74 February 28, 2011
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Brokeahontas 

Donald Trump was given millions by his father, sunk all of his businesses- even a casino- and doesn't pay taxes. What a brokeahontas!

broscahontas

A slang word that is used to show closeness or acceptence between one man and another man, and at the same time make fun of him. Usually used in a sarcastic or jokingly way. A variation on the terms: Bro, Brotha, Broham, etc.
"Nice shot Broscahontas, you completly missed the hoop.
broscahontas by ickarus December 9, 2008

Brocahontas 

When a male friend, (a bro) is acting like a girl.
"Hey, Brocahontas, stop doing your homework and come play beer pong!"
Brocahontas by Alexpii400 July 3, 2009

Brocahontas 

Gonna go hang with my brocahontas in his teepee!
Brocahontas by JeffOzzzzzz August 3, 2010

Brocahontas 

Bromigo: "Dude I want to invite Jessica but she's a girl and only bro's are invited"

aBroham: "Bro, it's cool. She's totes a bro."

Bromigo "No bro, she has a brogina. She can't be a bro."

Jessica: "Aww."

Brosideon: "Jessica I dub thee Brocahontas. You are now a female bro and may now be brovited to the brovent."

Jessica/Brocahontas: "Yay! Thanks bro."
Brocahontas by Brosideon Bro November 30, 2011

brothahontas 

A black guy dressed up as Pocahontas.
Normally seen at IHOP on Halloween night!
Brothahontas would like to make a toast.
brothahontas by KDC13 January 1, 2016