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When you're terribly sad and you simutaneously shart in your pants.
Tammy-Paul: Now, what's wrong Micah? Talk to Tammy-Paul...
Micah: I don't know Tammy-Paul. After eating all of that chili and then hearing the news about Pinky's arrest, I just feel brokensharted.
by Jean-Paul Shartre July 08, 2006
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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