brokensharted

When you're terribly sad and you simutaneously shart in your pants.

Tammy-Paul: Now, what's wrong Micah? Talk to Tammy-Paul...
Micah: I don't know Tammy-Paul. After eating all of that chili and then hearing the news about Pinky's arrest, I just feel brokensharted.

by Jean-Paul Shartre July 9, 2006