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Bridgewater Raritan Middle School 

Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School
8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
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bridgewater raritan middle school 

Bridgewater Raritan Middle School is a school in New Jersey populated by a mostly old staff, evil lunch aids, a unpersonable, unopenminded, conservative principal, and many attention seeking, image obsessing students. The students mostly where Abercrombie, Vinyard Vines, Pink, Under Armer and Nike articles of clothing. The school is filled with multiple different demographics, like...

1. Richies: The spoiled brats in mostly what's none as the, "Crim area" Which ironically recently had stabbing by a 20 something year old to his two parents.

2. Ghetto kids: Kids who live in the Bradley Gardens/JFK area aka the ghetto of Bridgewater. The kids in this area mostly are or act like they are thugs besides the random spots of wealthy neighborhoods.

3. Populars: mostly consist of the cheerleaders, football players, lacrosse players, and baseball players. Popularity is also based off of students Instagram feed and amount of likes received.

4. The Chindians: chindian is the nickname for all the Bridgewater Raritan Asians, all of which are in orchestra and band, in all excellerated classes and are the future leaders of the world.
Person 1: Hey Asian kid. You go to Bridgewater Raritan Middle School right? right?

Person 2: Yeah my homework is overwhelming from all my E classes.

Person 1: Oh you most be a chindian, you do orchestra or bad too right?
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