brian reagan

One of the funniest guys ever. His comedy is as clean as it comes and he is hilarious.

The following are examples of Brian Reagan.

“"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."”

“"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"”

brian reagan by r belbin July 5, 2007

Brian Reagan

A funny funny funny funny (I don't think I memorized enough funny) comedian.

When I was a kid me and my friends used to build bike ramps in the middle of the street, cuz that's where the cars are. The object was to ride as fast as you could and hopefully get airborn, but that's as far as we planned. Then there's the one could who has to go tell mom...Hey mom I just came running in at full speed to say hi and see how you were. Oh and ummm you know Kevin right mom...well we were out in the street and his arm don't bend like this no more. We were thinking since you were going to the store to get milk, maybe you could drop him off at the hospital or sumpin.

Brian Reagan by Ben Bonito June 25, 2006

brian regan 

an awesome comedian who rules my life! His best act is Kids party games, go listen to it right now!!

"pin the tale on the donkey, there's a good safe game for kids. What are adults thinking? Hey, wer're having a big party, lots of kids, we're gonna blindfold one of them, give 'em something sharp, spin 'em around and let 'em go!"

brian regan by spazzorific April 14, 2005

briana kathleen ragan

briana is a very smart, beautiful young girl who is always happy and confident but can feel ugly. Never lets people get in her way, she falls in love easy but she usually doesnt cry over a boy, she can get very overwhelmed and stress and has anxiety, she loves all of her friends . She hates to disappoint and hurt people. Briana never fails to brighten someones day and her smile is fantastic. She does wear makeup. She knows what she wants and chases it no matter what obsticals stand in her way. If you know a briana date her because i promise you shes loyal and loves you. And if shes likes you then believe her. Briana is confident in herself no matter what and SHE IS NOT A HOE!!!!!

person 1; omg that girl is so pretty and confident why does she wear makeup?
person 2; thats briana kathleen ragan

briana kathleen ragan by itsme.112 August 26, 2017