breathe of a thousand assholes Share definition Flag Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit "My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes." breathe of a thousand assholes by ShawnCO August 9, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the breathe of a thousand assholes mug. Buy Now โ $32.95 See more merch