breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'

Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.

by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

breastnotized

a state of complete hypnosis caused by a women's breasts falling out of her shirt.

I don't know what her face looked like I was breastnotized at the moment.

by Jeanine Albert July 30, 2007

breastnotized

A trance like state which happens when large breasts are jutting out from a very skimpy shirt. Becoming completely fixated on only the breasts.

I couldn't focus on her face--I was breastnotized.

by Jeanine Albert July 15, 2007

Bratjob

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.

It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.

There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.

“Man, I got a great bratjob last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.”

by Double_M July 4, 2009

breasturbation

The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.

1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.

2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!





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by Mark H May 18, 2005

Breadjob

Taking an un-sliced loaf of bread, and slamming it down onto your boyfriend's cock and sliding it up and down till he cums inside it.

My girlfriend have me a breadjob last night, man that bread was so tight, it felt amazing.

by AnalBlaster420 December 8, 2015

Breastnosis

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

by Jeff Long September 2, 2003