bread story 

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

bread story by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008

used bread store 

Notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by Weber and Orowheat) that sell products at discount rates.

Origin is obscure, but probably comes by analogy that something that's previously used is a lot cheaper than something that's new.

Usage is considered silly.

We picked up food at the used bread store for half the price we would've paid at the grocery store!

used bread store by Dennis The Tiger December 30, 2004

bread_store_manager 

the #1 dude you should be mutuals with

"Man, I really wana be mutuals with @bread_store_manager"

bread_store_manager by conpacs February 18, 2021