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brawlmart 

Any Walmart on Black Friday, where people go batshit crazy for stuff and forget everything they ever learned about courtesy.
P1: Dude, did you hear about what happened in Brawlmart yesterday?
P2: I know right? People are crazy.
brawlmart by Annie_Banannie November 30, 2013
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Brawlmart 

A physical altercation, involving 3 or more people, that takes place inside a Wal-Mart or in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
Did you see Missy and Chrissy in that brawlmart against them two others?

or
(Reporter) Another brawlmart took place today, this time at the Wal-Mart on Park and State Route 16. 6 people were involved, $12 in merchandise was destroyed, 2 people were arrested and the greeter was fired for trying to break up the altercation.
Brawlmart by Hoops For Harambe January 9, 2019
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A sprawling human development adjacent to Walmart in North American towns or cities. Typically consisys of soulless strip malls and six lane divided highways filled with big box stores, fast food, and far too many stoplights. Impossible to navigate without a car. Can be found in every town in the contiguous US with a population over 15,000
Danny: "Hey im going to drop the boat in the river. Do you wanna come?"

Eli: "Hell yeah! Lets go through the bywalmart and pick up some gas, whiskey, bait, a spare tire, a new speaker, and chicken wings for the float trip."

Danny: "Ok youre driving because the drive through at the liquor store is a bitch with that boat in tow."
bywalmart by Consuma Reya December 20, 2022
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