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brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.
example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."
brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007
Related Words

Branquinho 

Very Rare Pokemon even more Rare than mew, he lurks inside a cape and uses his wood cane and scissor to live of hair, some evolve to photographers, but they never leave their roots.

Whitty.
White Person.
Person that drinks lot of milk.
Virgin.
The one that likes to jerkoff.
Person that carrys a scissor and a wood cane.
Asshole.
Person that shouldnt be born.
Disapointment
Faggot
Person that thinks he knows everything!
Person that likes to cut hair/take photos of hair!
Person that sounds like Frieza from Dragonball!
Psico
Dude are u becoming Branquinho!? as faggot

Are u still Branquinho? as Virgin

Dude ur just like Branquinho! as Asshole

LOL wtf are u carrying? Ur a Branquinho dude! as a person that carry's stupid shit

Son where u Branquinho yourself? as Jerking off

Dude didnt u go to the beach to take that Branquinho off? as a white Person

Branquinho comes out of cows! as person that drinks lot of milk.

What i dont know i make that up! thought used by Branquinhos

Muahaha im going to take a litle of your hair then im going to take it home and photgraph it! as a psico

Muahahahahahha vou-te exterminar! as Frieza versus Goku
Branquinho by Américo Sem Cús October 30, 2011

Brandonghey 

Feeling the urge to watch Bravo or Lifetime, the Brandonghey is known for fancying fondue and rounds of Jenga.
Brandonghey enjoys Bravo and Lifetime
Brandonghey by 66crash October 3, 2006

Branzongas 

Brandon's Boobies, his Bazongas, his Tits, and Pecs, the Branzongas
'Damn, Brandon's Branzongas have gotten HUGE!'
Branzongas by #1 Simp October 10, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026