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Brian Windhorst 

That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.

brainwidth 

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned range of frequencies.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.
"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
brainwidth by mecicon February 22, 2008

Brainwidth 

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned brain waves.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.
"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."
Brainwidth by mecicon February 23, 2008

Brainwinder 

What you call someone or something that is being braindead, especially if you are pissed or they/it is making your head hurt.
"This guy is so braindead, literally brainwinder moment"
Brainwinder by sammod October 2, 2021

windmill brains 

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.
You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.