brain herpes

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Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.

Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.

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brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

brain herpes by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

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herpes of the brain

A condition associated with a stupid person. A person who cant think for themself. A person with nothing upstairs. Someone who has HERPES of the brain instead of the body. It impairs their thinking and makes them become brainwashed easily.

Mikey Rehmeer has herpes of the brain.

herpes of the brain by sjeeee January 10, 2008

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herpes of the brain

When someone is so fucking stupid, you think their brain has been infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

Frank, what the fuck are you talking about? You've got some serious herpes of the brain, you fucking twit.

herpes of the brain by Mansnake November 6, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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