brain girl 

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

brain girl by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021

Girl Brain

The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.

He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."

What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Girl Brain by AKPolekat December 27, 2012

Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.

-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

Dumb Girl Brain by WhiteStripeTrans July 19, 2021

Girl brain

Is sex is separate from gender, then...

Hym "How do you have a 'girl brain?' Because if your sex is male, then, your brain is male and if you don't believe in God you don't have a soul so it isn't that either... How do you have a 'girl brain?' 'Woman' would be how you identify but, anatomically it would be male. Back to Destiny's point about brain swapping... You would then have a male brain in a female body and would, therefore, be a Female Trans-Woman. As opposed to a Male Trans-Woman or a Female Woman. And how are intersex not the exact opposite of trans? Ok. I'll stop."

Girl brain by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

brain girlfriend 

A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.

"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".

brain girlfriend by Cruisingm April 30, 2014

boom brian girled 

A state of belligerent inebriation (generally induced off of a combination of liquor and 1 or more other mood altering chemical). A person who is boom brian girled has little control over their actions, often creating mayhem and pandemonium for people who happen to be near him or her. Their moral framework is rendered completely null and void as they commit shameless, vile, and often illegal acts.

S: Man what happened to you last night? You threw up on the birthday girl and tried to blame me!

C: Yeah... I was just boom brian girled I tell you. Straight girled.

boom brian girled by shadowca222 December 12, 2012