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brain blower 

n: A person who feigns interest in another, very smart person just so that the brainy one will do their homework.

n: A morbid or depressed individual with a secret desire to publicly shoot themselves in the mouth, temple, or under the chin. Usually this form of suicide is their chief fantasy.

n: An unusually tough math problem.
If stupid Dax doesn't want to fail Algebra again he's gonna have to become a major brain blower.

Mary told me she thought about keeping a handgun in her backpack; I think she's a brain blower.

Fuck this Geometry bullshit... #8 is a SERIOUS brain blower!
brain blower by MC Bella December 9, 2008
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brainflower 

brain·flow·er
/brān ,ˈflou(ə)r/

noun

woven together to create dreams; a unique quality or skill-set that is possessed by a human being, often shared enthusiastically with the world for the purpose of stimulating imagination and creativity through a process known as watering the brainflower's.

Lack of "water" in today's age has lead to the vast majority of brainflower's being relatively small and hard to detect. Only the individual who is the essence of the brainflower can identify it, water it, and make it grow. Awareness is water, and it's spreading like wildfire.

Discovered, January 2017 in Denver, CO ~ by a community known as Dreamweavers~MMIC.

Over 7.4 billion were in existence at the time of the exciting discovery.
"Hey Tim, thanks for taking some time to calm me down and talk sense into me. I feel clear, and ready to take action with a sense of confidence, knowing that I am making the right decision." ~ Kevin

"Anytime Kevin, I am naturally patient and a good listener, so I do this with everyone I meet -It is my brainflower and I am happy you enjoy it" ~ Tim

"Wow, that is really cool - I am naturally good with numbers and financial planning. Moving forward, I will enthusiastically share this skill-set for the purpose of improving the lives of others, it is free and easy to do so when others are sharing in return, thank you for helping me water my brainflower, Tim!" ~ Kevin
brainflower by dreamweavers~MMIC February 17, 2017