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Boner-flip

The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...

Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
Boner-flip by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011

Boner flipping 

Taking Ecstasy then/and either viagra, levitra, or any other medication for a limp dick in order to more quickly achieve a boner while rolling.
Dude, did you see Murph last night? He was boner flipping and got a boner while getting a light show at the rave.

I boner flip every time I roll now.
Boner flipping by quigbert January 2, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012