Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably
un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones
house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the
lid. Then leave the
house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.