Box of Chocolates is a name given to a phenomenon often encountered on the Internet, be it in dating services, Myspace, college forums like Campusblender.com, or anywhere where users can submit a picture of themselves for viewing. Box of chocolates refers to a picture submitted by one of these users that lacks captioning to inform the viewer of which person in the picture they are.
The coining of this term references a 1994 film adaptation, Forrest Gump, wherein the main character Forrest is sitting on a bench next to someone, and conveys to them a lesson of life that his mother taught him: "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." And much like that box of chocolates, when looking at the group picture of this individual, you never know which one you're dealing with, be it the hot chick, or one of her fattie friends surrounding her, making her look good by proxy.
The coining of this term references a 1994 film adaptation, Forrest Gump, wherein the main character Forrest is sitting on a bench next to someone, and conveys to them a lesson of life that his mother taught him: "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get." And much like that box of chocolates, when looking at the group picture of this individual, you never know which one you're dealing with, be it the hot chick, or one of her fattie friends surrounding her, making her look good by proxy.
"Maaan, got a Box of Chocolates here..."
"Seriously, dude, I hope for your sake it's not the one with the hooked nose..."
"Seriously, dude, I hope for your sake it's not the one with the hooked nose..."
by Professor Dookie December 14, 2008
Get the box of chocolatesmug. by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010
Get the Box of Chocolatesmug. sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.
by what&where January 30, 2010
Get the A box of chocolatesmug. A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.
Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.
by G Z April 7, 2009
Get the Box of chocolatesmug. by HappyHippieHugs June 24, 2007
Get the Box of chocolatesmug. The "Box of Chocolates" is simply defined as taking a number two directly into a woman's vagina. If done properly the feces should transfer smoothly, never seeing the light of day.
by Adam Fuller February 9, 2005
Get the Box of Chocolatesmug. by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018
Get the Box of chocolatesmug.