bowels of cereal 

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

bowels of cereal by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

bowels of cereal 

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

bowels of cereal by Timothy July 12, 2004

bowel of cereal 

This is the gross mid-day dump following a high in fiber breakfast cereal or granola.

RandALL was in the bathroom for 20 minutes eliminating his bowel of cereal. I almost vomited from the stench. He did not wipe.

bowel of cereal by B*Long (that's my rap name) October 28, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004