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bowlerizer 

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman
a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."
bowlerizer by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006

bowlriser 

A truly massive shit that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house.
I suggest that all of you step outside right now, since I just dropped a bowlriser in your toilet!
bowlriser by The Denister May 9, 2017

bowlriser 

A truly massive shit that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house.
I suggest that all of you step outside right now, since I just dropped a bowlriser in your toilet!
bowlriser by The Denister May 9, 2017

neovictorian bowdlerization

Politically-correct dumbing down of the English language used to eliminate thoughts and ideas deemed offensive to identified subgroups ie. by gender/race/religion/country of origin. Derived from term originally used to refer to removal of offensive terms (e.g. "strumpet") from Shakespeare's plays by Thomas Bowdler.
Only neovictorian bowdlerization can explain the current anti-intellectual view that gender/race are fluid and that all things are like all other things.
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