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bowlerizer 

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman
a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."
bowlerizer by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006
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bonerizer 

Something girls use to give guys boners.
shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

bonerizers 

levitra and viagra are bonerizers
bonerizers by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer 

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent
Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!
bonerizer by Marty North October 26, 2003

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up
I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

Bollerized 

When football coaches ruin a rookie quarterback by babying them, in the fashion of Kyle Boller.
If they keep this up, he'll be Bollerized!
Bollerized by guyofsomerenown October 20, 2008

bowlriser 

A truly massive shit that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house.
I suggest that all of you step outside right now, since I just dropped a bowlriser in your toilet!
bowlriser by The Denister May 9, 2017