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bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.
John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.
by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009
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