When a guy is getting blowjob and just as he is blowing his load in his girlfriend's mouth he knees her in the stomach causing the jizz to exit through her nose, thus spewing like a whale.
I gave Amanda a BostonWhaler right before I broke up with her last night.
"Dude I wanna hook up with that chick but her friend is seriously blocking."
"Don't worry we'll put the Boston Whaler on it and he'll hook up with the beefy c-blocker."
Its the act of taking your girl by the head and dunking her head under water. When she comes up gasping for air through her blow hole, stick your harpoon in it!
Since my girl wont blow me, when she was in the tub I gave her a Boston Whaler.
Having anal sex with your partner until interior climax. Due to built up pressure in the “blow hole” sed partner shoots the sperm out of the Anus onto the other partner. Completing the Boston whaler
Dude I met this girl at AA last night and apparently she’s into sea life. So, to spice up the sex I decided to give her a good ol Boston whaler and it was quite the treat!
When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.