To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 07, 2004
guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.
by Dj pancake August 28, 2010
Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."
by gfm November 18, 2004
1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.
2. adj. broken.
3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.
2. adj. broken.
3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.
Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.
2. The mail server is borked.
3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.
2. The mail server is borked.
3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!
by intelligentsia September 04, 2006
by Pep April 14, 2004
A term used to describe writing loaded with misspelllings, transposed letters and misspaced words (i.e. suppose dto) where any attempt to read it, as written, aloud sounds like the Swedish Chef.
by Captain Shocker March 14, 2011
Mar 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose