1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his
boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout
fucking stuff and doing it to
plastic stuff.
Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP
FUCKING THAT
CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his
dick stuck in a chair*