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the booty monster 

a man whos need for 'the booty' transforms him into a snarling, drooling, uncontrolable booty monster. the only cure, is for the booty monsters prey to give it up.
kelly says no so often that her boyfriend has with-drawls and turns into the booty monster. then theres no stopping him.
the booty monster by jizzie bean August 11, 2010

booty monster 

yanny loves to give booty monsters
booty monster by zorflax November 2, 2003

booty monster 

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.
"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

bookmonster 

A person who repeatedly tries to catch their friends doing things they shouldn't be doing.
Hey, I just booked you check out her ass.
Man shut up, you're a bookmonster.
bookmonster by Taffy Fiya February 10, 2009

fruity booty monster 

a fruity booty monster is somebody who is fruity for booty
"that man Sam Smith is a fruity booty monster."
fruity booty monster by llibertyy7 January 24, 2019

Bookmonster 

When your so dummy high that your arms seize up in t-Rex fashion, you continually rock back and forward in either in a slow or a rapid fashion. During this a high pitched “Reeeeeet” is given off to scare of predators (may occur with many others drugs such as coke, ket and MD be careful kids they are dangerous).
Dave took and eidble and is fully become a bookmonster. He seems to want strawberry laces for some reason, I would give them to him so he doesn’t stab us
Bookmonster by Th3SpecialJuan March 3, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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