boolaham stokah

This is Jap-Chink English.

His Jap-Chink accent was so bad he kept saying what sounded like "boolaham stoka boolaham sto-kah!"
I said, "No, never 'eard o' 'im!"
Slant replied, "He 'lote the book dla-kura."
"Say it again Charlie?"
"Dla-ku-ra!"
"Oh, I finally realized: "That's Dracula. By Bram Stoker! "

by mina mina October 25, 2004