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verb of bonqi, when you bonk people but with a special twist, it has a q... btw bonqi is very cool

I just bonq'd your mom.

bonq by not bonqi (real) January 23, 2022

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Bonqueesha

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.

Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.

Bonqueesha by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018

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bonqueefa

a woman that walks into starbucks, expecting someone know the correct spelling of her name

bonqueefa tells her name to barista and is asked how to spell it, she replies in an aggravated manner...
B-O-N, Q-U, eefa!!!

bonqueefa by falalallalalmydick January 31, 2009

Bonquoir

What the French call 'doing it', esp. in a theatrical manner.

Man: "So, Emperor Davies, how did it go with Miss Emmanuelle last night?"

Emperor Davies: "The whore did spread her fuzzy cleft so I thrust myself upon her from a great height and duly performed the bonquoir. Now burn this bastard, Mr Thornton!"

Bonquoir by Emperor Davies February 1, 2009

Bonquiqui

A ghetto name, used to describe a lazy worker at King Burger, mainly the show MADDTV.
Also used to descibe a wangster or wigger.

Bonquiqui, you cannot call security everyt ime someone has a complicated order.

Bonquiqui by the bonquiqui girls May 31, 2009

Bonquíquí

It is a juicy word that can be used in two way. As if you want sex or going to have sex

“Does bonquíquí make you wet?”

“What kind of dude say bonquíquí before sex?”

Joe: What kind of weirdo dude says bonquiqui before sex?

Bob: I say bonquiqui before sex.... only rats don’t!

Bonquíquí by Jenna he kind May 6, 2020

Bonquesha

Bonquesha is a ratchet thot who steals ALL YO MANZZZZ. And wears white crocs and a Speedo everywhere she goes. If she’s not in a Speedo she’ll be flexing on you wit her dang gucci slides

BRUHHH that bonquesha stole mah manzzzz

My brother told me he was gay the said but bonquesha is a babe and I’ll still smash her!

Bonquesha by YO OBESE BRITISH MUM, Bitchque July 25, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026