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Bongtonium 

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
Bongtonium by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

bontoneous 

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
bontoneous by the thorax August 4, 2019

bongathon 

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.
I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.
bongathon by fugitive October 4, 2004

Bonetone 

a) to drink, while intoxicated by alcohol, past the hour of 3AM; b) to drink until sunrise; c) a state of mind that is reached only after 3AM while intoxicated by alcohol
a) We are all going to "Bonetone" tonight.; b) We are going "Bonetone"!; c) "Bonetone" Sessions inside the ride!; d) Primitive-Science always brings the "Bonetone".

botatone 

The worst electric guitar tone you've ever heard.
Are you using your asshole for an amp? Cause you've got botatone.

Are you playing in drop d tuning? Cause you've got botatone.

I spent like 5 hours with my pedal board in Lowers, really dialed in my botatone.
botatone by sawggyson March 22, 2013

Bongalong 

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."
"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
Bongalong by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007