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bonervision 

The act of extending your middle finger in front of an eye and closing the other eye. This may give insight into how a dong crab might view the world from your pubic hairs.
My Buddy: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Me: Bonervision! Check it out, I can see the world from the base of my cock!
bonervision by Liam J November 22, 2007
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bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.
Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.
Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?
bonerising by daws April 11, 2005

Boner Vision 

When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."
Boner Vision by Kirk_ February 10, 2006

Boner Vision 

The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.

Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.

Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.
Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!

Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!
Boner Vision by HeinousSheep June 7, 2009

Bonervation 

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner
Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
Bonervation by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

Bonkvision

A state where you stop overthinking and just act on what works.
Seeing something simple, bonking it on the head, and letting the result speak for itself.
“Everyone was overcomplicating it, I just went with my gut. Pure bonkvision.”
Bonkvision by Bonkito March 24, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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