bonervision

The act of extending your middle finger in front of an eye and closing the other eye. This may give insight into how a dong crab might view the world from your pubic hairs.

My Buddy: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Me: Bonervision! Check it out, I can see the world from the base of my cock!

by Liam J November 22, 2007

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.

Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!

by beamerboy and the reverend September 27, 2009

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005

Boner Vision

When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.

Tyler "How the hell did I ever think she was hot?"
Me "Don't blame yourself, blame boner vision."

by Kirk_ February 10, 2006

Boner Vision

The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.

Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.

Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.

Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!

Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!

by HeinousSheep June 7, 2009

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016