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boner tuck

when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up
"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"
by Big Hutch April 27, 2006
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boner tuck

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges
the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed
by Bronoun July 26, 2005
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Bonerfucker

1- An idiot dumb-fuck like no other

2- The original manner of having sex with a woman
1- John screwed a sheep ... What a bonerfucker...

2- Brad is such a bonerfucker... Well how else you gonna fuck her?
by RePete72 September 21, 2009
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Bonerfuckpenis

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1. Noun-An insult thrown at an unliked person, including, but not limited to: seal clubbers, cannibals, and republicans spec. former U.S.presidant George W. Bush. 2. An exclamation, usually made in great frustration or anger
1. "You broke my glasses you bonerfuckpenis!" 2. "Bonerfuckpenis! I stubbed my toe!"
by 53CR37 W0RD K1NG April 7, 2009
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Bonerfuck

A person commonly a fucker who gets extreme erections in public and broadcasts when they are horny.
E.G. James recieved a body slam and smiled a horny smile. He is a boner fuck.

2) "Eww! James is a Bonerfuck! He's masturbating in class!
by JamesTheBone September 18, 2012
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