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boner tuck 

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges
the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed
boner tuck by Bronoun July 26, 2005

Bonerfucker 

1- An idiot dumb-fuck like no other

2- The original manner of having sex with a woman
1- John screwed a sheep ... What a bonerfucker...

2- Brad is such a bonerfucker... Well how else you gonna fuck her?
Bonerfucker by RePete72 September 21, 2009

Bonerfuckpenis 

Bonerfuckpenis-
1. Noun-An insult thrown at an unliked person, including, but not limited to: seal clubbers, cannibals, and republicans spec. former U.S.presidant George W. Bush. 2. An exclamation, usually made in great frustration or anger
1. "You broke my glasses you bonerfuckpenis!" 2. "Bonerfuckpenis! I stubbed my toe!"
A person commonly a fucker who gets extreme erections in public and broadcasts when they are horny.
E.G. James recieved a body slam and smiled a horny smile. He is a boner fuck.

2) "Eww! James is a Bonerfuck! He's masturbating in class!
Bonerfuck by JamesTheBone September 18, 2012

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026