by xlr-8 March 8, 2018
"gavan and i drank a whole bottle of jack and then tried to skate, we were both completely boneless"
"i drank to the point where i became boneless last night, i couldnt keep myself off the floor no matter how hard i tried"
"i drank to the point where i became boneless last night, i couldnt keep myself off the floor no matter how hard i tried"
by surfs-up-brah October 18, 2007
Teacher- clear everything from your desks, pop quiz!
Student- bruh, thats boneless
Friend- PUBG is just boneless Fortnite
Student- bruh, thats boneless
Friend- PUBG is just boneless Fortnite
by bonelessgod May 9, 2018
Being severely under the influence of drugs/alcohol and having a lot of fun when with friends.
People who are described as Boneless normally are dancing and speaking to lots of people, yet have drooping eyelids/slurred speech or are chewing their face off.
People who are described as Boneless normally are dancing and speaking to lots of people, yet have drooping eyelids/slurred speech or are chewing their face off.
'Did you see Dale at the Snakepitt show last night? He was BONELESS!'
'I went out with Jeska last night, we got completely boneless'
'I went out with Jeska last night, we got completely boneless'
by Python. December 13, 2009
by Forgotten Soul September 9, 2018
Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.
According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".
Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".
Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
by Ivar the Boneless August 4, 2019