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bone smugglin' 

1) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured through any means of subterfuge. Considered illegal in some countries.
2) Any sexual act where the "penis" is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.
1) Jefe was charged with felony posession of a controlled substance and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
2)Mmmm baby, doggie wants to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...
bone smugglin' by Chuck Biscuts November 8, 2008
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bone smugglin' 

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.
1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
bone smugglin' by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007

bone smuggling 

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.
The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.
bone smuggling by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

bone smuggling 

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".
Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.
bone smuggling by Greenie August 21, 2003
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