bondi boy

The Australian term for an aspirational socialite or millionaire. The sort of person who grew up in the outer suburbs and in their 20's moved to a studio apartment next to a train line, 10kms from the beach, and say's their main hobby is surfing or hustling. Frequently posts things to Instagram that he didn't do. Has 'entrepreneur' and 'wealth' in all his social media profiles. Is into powerlifting and supplements, and has a bit of a gut. Works in retail or customer service. Constantly talks about completing an MBA but hasn't enrolled yet.

'that guy with the rented Porsche and stringlet is a total Bondi Boy'

bondi boy by scooty puff jnr June 8, 2018

Bondi boys 

The Bondi boys are a group of boys that haven’t hit puberty but think they are huge. On Saturday nights they are on the prowl for their much loved youngins or enjoying their wank chain while rapping.

Are the Bondi boys on the prowl this weekend?

Bondi boys by ESP200000 November 19, 2018

Bondi boys 

Dumb ass virgin boys who reckon they have bitches but in reality they are the bitches. They love a good wank chain on a Saturday night. They make girls feel so uncomfortable cause of their egos and think they can crip walk.

Bondi boys love their youngins

Bondi boys by Pussydom46 November 17, 2018

bond your boys 

1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.

Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.

bond your boys by Colorado Beef November 9, 2008

Bond Your Boys 

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.

If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.

Bond Your Boys by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006