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Bombshelled 

A word to describe when a girls boobs are not real, and not fake, but definitely enhanced by the use of a cleavage maximizing bra. Named for the Victoria Secret bombshell bra, it is typically used in situations where a guy has been duped by the illusion of a large chest, when in actually it is just that damn bra that promises '2 cupsizes larger'
Jeff: Hey Mike, did Vanessa get implants or something? Her boobs look huge.
Mike: Naw brah, those things are bombshelled... under that shirt they're still A cups.

Chris: Yeah my date last night looked super hot, her rack was huge. But when I got home to nail her and she took off that bra, it was all just a cruel trick. Those things were bombshelled as hell.
Bombshelled by nedsyoungerbro July 20, 2010

German Bomb Shelter 

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

The Bomb Shelter 

The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.
"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"

Is The Bomb Shelter Secure? 

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.
Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?

Bomb shelter

A women's piece of clothing, bra, shirt, sweater, etc. (or the woman herself) who is covering up a large pair of breasts.
Bob: Holy Shit! You see the pair of tits on her?

John: Yeah, that shirt is functioning as a serious bomb shelter.
Bomb shelter by fatguy123456 May 22, 2013

Blackberry Bomb Shelter 

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.