baldness 

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

baldness by Ordem July 13, 2015

bondness 

an elevated form of the word closeness, but with much stronger annotations.

Our bondness is deeper than anything that exists between even my closest friends. You are my everything.

bondness by Sedamian April 25, 2010

male pattern baldness 

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

male pattern baldness by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Bordness

The highest amount of bored you can archive

I am so bordness right now

Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009

Glass Pattern Baldness 

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

Glass Pattern Baldness by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Optional Baldness 

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

Optional Baldness by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

Gigolo Pattern Baldness 

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

Gigolo Pattern Baldness by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013