bockt

back + butt = bockt

coryxkenshin watching a scary video for spooky scary sunday, man had a jumpscare and said "oooooh my bockt!"

by yesimthekwtifilomix February 3, 2022

Backtrumping

What politicians do when they get it totally wrong, someone has to explain a concept to them and they finally get it and have to own up.

Donald 's tweet amounts to backtrumping from the statement he made last week.

by Jez 40 April 1, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

backtal

A fucked up wig

Yo, did you see her wig? That shit wasn’t a frontal, it was a backtal.

by Omwtfybds December 7, 2019

Backtop

The act of putting a laptop on your partners back and watching porn while you do her doggy style.

a: "Did you hear about kev?"
b: "no, what happened?"
a: "he backtopped michelle yesterday."
b: "hahaha, love it."

"I'm gonna backtop her"

"look at that dirty bitch, i heard she loves a backtop.

by TCgossip June 1, 2011

blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

Backtrolling

An action taken by a person who is being trolled. The person being trolled uses the exact same trolling technique that the troll is using thus confusing the troll and making him look bad in front of everyone else.

He was trying to make me look like an idiot, but I pulled the good ol' backtrolling trick on him.

Dude, poor Toni always gets backtrolled by his friends.

by X-Ray Zulu May 6, 2011