A place of magnificent greatness and awe Where one would go to find themselves and realize that they are in fact woefully out of their element. The Bocktagon is where one can achieve greatness and salvation if they can make it through the threshold that is crushing their will to survive. Obviously far better than an octagon, because of course it is The Bocktagon. It is legend that The Bocktagon has even brought Chuck Norris to his knees crying.
by Not Chadd Bock October 28, 2010
Get the Bocktagon mug.A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.
Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?
Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.
Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.
Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.
Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.
by stater69 October 4, 2021
Get the Cocktagon mug.a group of exactly eight bro's; these bro's would take bullets for each other and always have each bro's backs. There is nothing that can split a broctagon apart.
by Drock Birdman February 25, 2011
Get the broctagon mug.@michael.bock08 learned about polygons in geometry class.... and after making youtube videos in his mom's basement @michale.bock08 became the Bockagon. The Bockagon is a force you do not want to mess with.
by Bockagon February 22, 2023
Get the Bockagon mug.A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Cocktagon mug.The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.
Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.
by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016
Get the cocktagon mug.The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.
Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.
by Mjolnir November 7, 2006
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