boblin the goblin

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boblin the goblin is well known among the dungeon masters of the world, he is the character you spent your emotional life savings writing, poured your heart, soul, blood, sweat, tears, and possibly other bodily fluids (such as bile, saliva, menstrual fluid, or cum) into, intending for them to be a major, in fact crucial, character in the campaign, only for the players to…totally ignore them…

bee: whats wrong you look depressed
carto: yk how i do dnd right
bee: yea…
carto: i was up alll night making boblin the goblin… (sob)
bee: THATS IT HONORARY PERIOD
carto: what????
bee: ILL GET THE CHOCOLATE

layna (cartos mom): carto you have the best friends

boblin the goblin by sadlittlecracker September 10, 2026

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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