bobert

One whom is queer beyond all belief with many STD's and other undesireable diseases. Generally boberts have the intelligence of a vegetable and are considered "Less than Everything" -- Yes even less than dirt.

Ryan: "You queer ass bobert motha fucka!"

by t3h gEno April 30, 2005

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 05, 2005

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.

"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"

by May Urrie September 19, 2023

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023

BOBERT

He is a god not just any god a god of godly power and he is invincible no one shall take bobert

Give me bobert or give me death

by February 25, 2021

Bobert

Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .

Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole

by Durango August 20, 2019