Bob Dole

The automatic answer to the question 'Who?' in any history class. Is usually best used in the 20th century, but has highest comedic effect when used in European history with idiotic profs.

Who married Anne Boyeln?
Bob Dole.

by Benjy Franks November 8, 2006

BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

by Jburns April 3, 2010

Bob Doles

Impotence; inability to get or sustain an erection. From former senator Bob Dole's admissions to erectile "difficulties" while commercial spokesman for Viagra.

I wanted to tap this hoochie yesterday but got the bob doles when I saw that hairy vag.

Or

I was so drunk I got the bob doles and couldn't perform.

by YupJimmy1 December 30, 2005

Bob Dole

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.

Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."

by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006

Bob Dole

A man, who had a dream about a man, who called himself Bob Dole, alot.

Bob Dole likes Bob Dole hear Bob Dole say Bob Dole. Bob Dole!

by Eric McDouché February 3, 2008

Bob Dole

Bob dole, bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole, bob dole, bo---b do---lleee, bob d---*snores*

Watch Family Guy, thats a great part.

by ButtholeBob July 15, 2004

Bob Dole

Bob dole is a seamonster.
He lives in the 4-H pond.

Bob dole is slimy and green.
He will eat your boat.

by The Almighty Walrus March 14, 2009