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Boat girl 

A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.

(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)

Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.

Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.

No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”

Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”

Boat girl “turn the music up!”

“Turn the music down!”

“I want to play my music!”

“Do this!”

“Do that!”

“Why?”

“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
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boat girl 

a girl that smokes meth on foil.
hey there boat girl,hows your buddy stem and reynolds doin.
boat girl by foiled again June 28, 2004

Girl on the boat

“Girl on a boat” on Instagram is basically a young, decent-looking woman—could be a student, could just be naturally attractive—posting pics on a yacht or whatever with some unseen rich guy. Sometimes he’s older, sometimes he’s just loaded and dull. But definitely loaded as he owns a boat.
Girl on the boat says ‘Look at me, living the fancy life, floating around with someone else’s money.’ 'I am on a boat and you are not.'
Girl on the boat by lohgfd October 26, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026