Board game

A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.

I think we should play some board games tonight.

(talking to your friend in a room with other sensitive people in it)
Friend - What did you do last night?
Yourself - Oh just played some board games with the girl friend, her parents were outta town.

I don't remember the last time i played board games, its been so long. (someone who doesn't get much action)

by B-ron_89 February 25, 2009

Board Game

A vague way of saying "having sex".

Hey Susan, lets go play some board games upstairs?

by Lousterr August 30, 2014

board game

a game played on a board thats boring.

after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

board game bender

A debauchery where groups of people get together to play board games for a particularly long extended period of time. Typically lasts more than 24 hours or 2-3 day weekend and most of the time is dedicated to board games aside from eating, sleeping or using the bathroom.

Would you like to be invited to Summer's board game bender? We will be starting on Friday and it will be going on for the whole weekend. Bring your favorite games!

by boardgamebender January 18, 2022

Board Game Whiner

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.

Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017

Fuck Board Game Night

To stay in with your partner and engage in sexual activities instead of going to an event that you RSVP'd to

person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night

by DickmcLong January 16, 2015

Bangable Board Game

A secret made up word that means “sex”.

Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.

by frava May 21, 2018