blumpkin on the spot

This is a variation to the more common term blumpkin. The major difference is that this act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit takes places inside a port-a-potty.

I got a blumpkin on the spot from that chick at the Tom Petty concert

blumpkin on the spot by Demoneque August 8, 2006

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

The Blumpkin Man by Idk what this is June 10, 2011

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

corking the blumpkin by dickymon August 20, 2006

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

The Blumpkin Man by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011

The Great Blumpkin 

As was foretold by Linus in It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown! It is the king of all blumpkins and can only be had on Halloween night. According to Norse folklore, it is the best blowjob that you can possibly get while sitting on a toilet and taking a shit.

Rick: Yo, Sal, it was halloween last night, did the Great Blumpkin show up?
Sal: Yeah, i had like three calzones and then I wanted to take a shit but she wanted to get kinky. Let's just say The Great Blumpkin arrived on schedule
Rick: Sick
Sal: Ya, totally fuckin sick

The Great Blumpkin by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

The Lonely Blumpkin 

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

The Lonely Blumpkin by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

The Ultimate Blumpkin 

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

The Ultimate Blumpkin by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006