blumpkin steam 

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

blumpkin steam by J.B August 9, 2006

blumpkin steamer 

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

blumpkin steamer by slackGIR August 28, 2006

Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin 

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.

Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!

Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018

Bumpkin steamer 

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.

Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night

Bumpkin steamer by Knights of west Philly August 6, 2009