bluehole

A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting

The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.

by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006

Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

by 305Goose April 25, 2018

Bluehole

1)A person who while wearing a bluetooth wireless earpiece goes into a rant with the person they are speaking to. 2)An aggravated Bluetool.

Sue: Did you see that jerk screaming on his bluetooth, what a bluetool.

Ralph: No... he is a blueHOLE!

by Root-San May 15, 2007

Blueholed

Similar to blue balls, I’m which a man gets a woman aroused but does not proceed to finish the job.

I was angry at my girlfriend for giving me blue balls, so I got pay back and Blueholed her

by The One and Only Boi June 5, 2018

Blueholed

When playing pubg and anything glitches and you die

I was driving a dacia and out of nowhere I got blueholed and it exploded

by Spaded4 February 10, 2018

bluehole baby

An individual who was born from a mother with a blue waffle. Typically used when the individual smells horrible, or has very poor hygiene in general.

Wit yo stanky ass! You must be a bluehole baby!

by iKiKrew May 3, 2017