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Blue lock 

Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!
Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”
Blue lock by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Blue lock 

Worst piece of fiction known to man kind, I would rather live in hell for 80 years than read/watch 80 seconds of this garbage.
Person 1: Have you read the new chapter?
A person with a brain, correct amount of chromosomes and doesn't have health problems: No, Blue lock is bad. GET A LIFE!!!
Blue lock by Not Jonas May 15, 2023

Blue Lock 

Blue Lock is Non-Predictive aiming.
"You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
Blue Lock by Chudmedo March 26, 2024

Blue Lock 

It fucking slams, bro! I don't even like sports anime but this shit slaps.
Hym "Blue Lock has just been added to Hulu! Hooo man, I have been waiting YEARS for this! Football officially a real sport!"
Blue Lock by Hym Iam April 27, 2024
peak for weirdos, buns to plebs.

only show where u play soccer with your life on the line
omg blue lock is so lit

it's cap fr
blue lock by mr hassle man January 8, 2026

blue lock man 

they're a fine, hot, sexy motherfucker. I'll smash.
ego fucker: "did you see blue lock man? god damn they're fucking hot."

normal stan: "they're a hologram...?"
blue lock man by EGONLYFANS September 2, 2020