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jimikki blowjob (JBJ)
The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.
jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020
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steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014
Schrodinger's Blowjob
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022
Devil's Blowjob
Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010
Blowjob knees
When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015
spaghetti blowjob
When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.
spaghetti blowjob by phuck dick October 29, 2014
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