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a blopfuck is a person who is mENtaLlY, PHysiCallY, CLinIcaLLy and soCIalLy retarded. this person has no knowledge whatsoever and is the dumbest of the dumb

bailey is an absolute blopfuck

blopfuck by tis me hannah wethead ;) June 22, 2019

blogfuck

when a blog entry refers to several other blogging individuals, often in the act of reminiscing about shared escapades the night before.

"Last night I met LiveJournal Jimmy and we had drinks with the totally awesome girl who does that Xanga site with the cats. Then we met a bunch of other bloggers, including Bloggy Bob, and got drunk."

blogfuck by jonnygolightly April 26, 2004

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blipfuck

person who likes Ae

"wheres nast, that blipfuck, doesnt he know ae are on in a minute?"

blipfuck by Woody January 19, 2003

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Asian blowfuck

when you suck someone off and pour hot sauce into their dick

Hey, I gave John an Asian blowfuck yesterday. It was great!

Asian blowfuck by slovakianmapper December 8, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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