2 definitions by tis me hannah wethead ;)

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a blopfuck is a person who is mENtaLlY, PHysiCallY, CLinIcaLLy and soCIalLy retarded. this person has no knowledge whatsoever and is the dumbest of the dumb
bailey is an absolute blopfuck
by tis me hannah wethead ;) June 22, 2019
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