2 definitions by tis me hannah wethead ;)

a blopfuck is a person who is mENtaLlY, PHysiCallY, CLinIcaLLy and soCIalLy retarded. this person has no knowledge whatsoever and is the dumbest of the dumb
bailey is an absolute blopfuck
by tis me hannah wethead ;) June 23, 2019
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a fliptit is an idiotic rhinoceros that is sexually attracted to trampolines
OMFG THERES A BLOODY FLIPTIT!!!!
by tis me hannah wethead ;) June 13, 2019
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