blog house 

1. A genre of dance music, influenced by electro and French house music, made with a simple and lo-fi aesthetic sensibility by people all over the world. Hallmarks of the blog house sound include distorted melodies, 8-bit sounds, sliced-up vocals and pop structures. The democratization of music production and distribution technologies has made the creation and dissemination of blog house available to anyone with a computer and the desire to make dance music.

2. Dance music that proliferates through a blog.

Maybe the best thing about blog house is that it's FREE. F yeah!

blog house by davey from honolulu November 29, 2007

blog house 

Blog house is a non-existing genre used for ridiculing electro/funk/disco/house music that's posted on blogs.

Person 1: "Hey! You must hear this artist I found yesterday!"
Person 2: "Who is it?"
Person 1: "I dunno. Just listen."
...
Person 2: "Your music taste is fucking unauthentic! This is just plain blog house rubbish!"

blog house by flundra November 8, 2009

bloghouse

A forgotten "genre" of music that encompassed many genres in the mid to late 2000s. Indie dance, new rave, French touch, electro house, and others. For the most part, it was the stuff popular on music blogs around that time. The term was popularized by the famous (now defunct) blog Hipster Runoff.

"Yeah, I just found out about Hype Machine, I just downloaded a bunch of MP3s of Van She, Chromeo, and every Justice remix. Now my iPod is filled with bloghouse!"

bloghouse by virtualbub December 16, 2021

blowhouse 

A whore house full of Asian women

I’m going to the blowhouse Jimmy

blowhouse by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022