blog house

1. A genre of dance music, influenced by electro and French house music, made with a simple and lo-fi aesthetic sensibility by people all over the world. Hallmarks of the blog house sound include distorted melodies, 8-bit sounds, sliced-up vocals and pop structures. The democratization of music production and distribution technologies has made the creation and dissemination of blog house available to anyone with a computer and the desire to make dance music.

2. Dance music that proliferates through a blog.

Maybe the best thing about blog house is that it's FREE. F yeah!

blog house by davey from honolulu November 29, 2007

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blog house

Blog house is a non-existing genre used for ridiculing electro/funk/disco/house music that's posted on blogs.

Person 1: "Hey! You must hear this artist I found yesterday!"
Person 2: "Who is it?"
Person 1: "I dunno. Just listen."
...
Person 2: "Your music taste is fucking unauthentic! This is just plain blog house rubbish!"

blog house by flundra November 8, 2009

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bloghouse

A forgotten "genre" of music that encompassed many genres in the mid to late 2000s. Indie dance, new rave, French touch, electro house, and others. For the most part, it was the stuff popular on music blogs around that time. The term was popularized by the famous (now defunct) blog Hipster Runoff.

"Yeah, I just found out about Hype Machine, I just downloaded a bunch of MP3s of Van She, Chromeo, and every Justice remix. Now my iPod is filled with bloghouse!"

bloghouse by virtualbub December 16, 2021

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blowhouse

A whore house full of Asian women

I’m going to the blowhouse Jimmy

blowhouse by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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